Dec 3, 2011. feel free to add your own in the comments, no registration required) I didn't want my kids to join band or orchestra, and risk being exposed to so much sax and violins. It only leads to treble. How clef-er. I've been told I'm pretty sharp. These jokes always fall flat. People just don't measure up.…

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Love is no laughing matter – or is it? Love and relationships are two of the most common themes for word play and we have compiled some of the best puns on these.

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Prompted by reports of racist taunts and jokes directed at minority students, the superintendent of Catholic schools in the Lincoln Diocese wrote a letter to high school students, teachers, administrators and parents condemning such actions.

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1 day ago. VARIETY PUZZLE — Puns and Anagrams are two ingredients in a cryptic puzzle, also called a “British puzzle” after its popularity in England (and much of Europe). They're pretty fiendish! Every clue has at least one form of trickery, you're rarely able to completely solve any clues with crosses, and the.

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Here is a collection of jokes to help assist a minister find the right joke to include in their sermon.

And I have promises to keep. At the end of my July 22 post I made a pledge: “In September I will let you know about the linguistically cleverest jokes that were brought here this year.” September has now begun, and the Edinburgh weather.

Not content to let enemies of the health care bill corner the market on threatening the death of public officials, teachers in the Bergen County chapter of the New Jersey Education Association sent an e-mail around to members making jokes.

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Apr 2, 2014. Taking over his own education, Big Pun was an avid reader. He also became interested in breakdancing and rapping. It was a difficult time for him as he was sometimes homeless. Within a few years, Big Pun had the added pressure of being a young father when he and his junior high school girlfriend Liza.

Nov 20, 2014  · All the best Canadian observations, jokes, and puns.

He counted as significant progress two bills he signed yesterday that renamed an education program and the Peace Corps headquarters for the late Sen. Paul Coverdell, R-Ga. The education bill expanded and made more flexible.

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Aug 29, 2014. Mexican actor Mario Moreno, known as Cantinflas, made dozens of films between the 1930s and 1980s. A biopic about the comic, whose humor tweaked the rich and powerful, opens in the U.S. this weekend.

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. (AP) — A Massachusetts doctoral student is trying to force the CIA to open up about how it uses jokes on social media. The CIA has been on Twitter since June 2014 when it tweeted, “We can neither confirm nor.

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The student, who requested anonymity, said she did not know the couple and called out the phrase in jest, according to her account to the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education. FIRE is now calling on the university to drop the.

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Jan 6, 2018. But it's not all about numbers for Mayo, who along with his degree in math education from Central Washington University also earned a degree in music from Whitworth University with a. He brought out some of his best (worst?) puns, sold 32 books and reconnected with friends and former co-workers.

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“We were stunned and saddened by a comment recently made by a member of the Board of Education of Clawson Public Schools,” read a statement posted today on the district’s web site by the board. Related: Schools required to have.

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Nov 19, 2013  · I believe I invented the ‘HARE’ joke as an art form. Hares rule the world. Hare, for your wonder, haredmiration and enjoyment, is one of my early versions.

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By making some of their favorite jokes on Twitter, of course. Times columnist Tom Friedman made something of an incomprehensible case for Secretary of Education Arne Duncan to be the next Secretary of State last November. So.

Jun 26, 2012  · Since we’ve been in this drivers’ education. you can imagine we’ve heard our fair share of driving related jokes. good sir,” the driver.